Sent to me by my friend Armando

Gas Prices

Gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his
sales. So he put up a sign that read, **"Free Sex with Fill-Up".
** Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for
his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and
the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry.
No sex this time."

A week later the same redneck, along with a buddy Bubba, pulled
in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The
redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was
3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife
won twice last week."