A play on words!!!

Sent to me by my friend Sally

Lee Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk
to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan
that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured
and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is
going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and
i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im
Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told u before im Sum Wan! SumWan!!! You better be
careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds
a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i
dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog
and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt.
And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur
aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works
here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in
gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling
mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called
and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But
not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the
hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital
anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a
nobody. "how bout that!?
Toot....Toot....Toot.................